Local News Update

Marie Morrow (mentioned below) has been "sentenced" to time served on suspension and will be returning to school.

The superintendent issued a mealy mouthed statement in which she supported the policy that led to this mess in the first place. Apparently these school bureaucrats just can't take idiocy seriously enough.

The superintendent's report card:

Subject: Overreaction
Grade: A

Subject: Damage Control
Grade: C

Subject: Backbone
Grade: F

Not that grades mean much anymore...