He Loves Us! He Really Loves Us!

Who but the maximum leader could manifest such passion for this nations' youth: "At a bare minimum, we should be able to count on our government keeping our kids safe when they eat peanut butter."

- US Pres. Benito Husseinolini Obama via the Today Show

"A bare minimum"?? Crud - you'd think the (putative) $3.1 TRILLION 2009 Federal budget would buy a bit more than peanut butter police. Does this mean the deficit grows larger still if we want jelly and (God forbid) bread with that?

I'm betting that a fit of mission creep (the bureaucratic mutagen) produces a new alphabet soup agency to keep our chilluns safe from smushed peanuts: The BATFEPB

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