Who but the maximum leader could manifest such passion for this nations' youth: "At a bare minimum, we should be able to count on our government keeping our kids safe when they eat peanut butter."
- US Pres. Benito Husseinolini Obama via the Today Show
"A bare minimum"?? Crud - you'd think the (putative) $3.1 TRILLION 2009 Federal budget would buy a bit more than peanut butter police. Does this mean the deficit grows larger still if we want jelly and (God forbid) bread with that?
I'm betting that a fit of mission creep (the bureaucratic mutagen) produces a new alphabet soup agency to keep our chilluns safe from smushed peanuts: The BATFEPB