Rejection Letter

Letter from an employer near you...

Dear Sir or Madam,

Thank you for your application for the open position we advertised. This is to inform you that this position has been filled by somebody with an unpronounceable name, an immigrant from a foreign country in which 9/11 is not viewed as a great tragedy. We are paying this person just 50% of what we paid the last person (an American) who held this position.

We are truly sorry that you have been unable to find work since being laid off fourteen months ago. Our firm, which received federal funds through the TARP bailout program, appreciates your interest.


Corporate America

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